MINI drivers are soulful. Style means a lot to us. Judging by the looks of these misguided models, maybe we're alone in the Universe...
Our first car is the GAZ Volga, from those world-leading design studios in Russia. Dudes... nobody is looking for a resurgence of the Studebaker, ok?
This is a Chevy, believe it or not, appropriately named the Chery QQMe. It sports a 51hp engine and can do 0-60 in oh, about half a minute. Please don't QQ Me.
This is the Fiat 500, which is actually coming to the U.S. soon to fight it out with the likes of your MINI for market share. Scared?
This Lancia Thesis looks like a Mercedes 300 series that got slapped upside its grille. Send this Thesis back to the drawing board. Stat!
Next up is the Nissan March. They should have called it the Nissan Jowls. Does it come with a pair or l'eggs stockings?
Sure, Kevin Garnett could wear a Stetson driving to the Boston Garden in this one, but somehow this Renault Trafic (sic) doesn't seem his style. Or anyone else's.
To be fair, Citroen is supposed to make weird looking vehicles, so we can't fault them too much for sticking to their mission statement with their Nemo. Not even Jules Verne could imagine something like this plying American highways.
Saving the least for last, here comes the Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car ($2,500 U.S.)! Only one windshield per customer, please. And yes, this is the same company that bought JLR. At least they're hedging their bets!
Now... don't you feel better about your MINI?
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